Mortdecai (2015) Free Download

Juggling angry Russians, the British Mi5, and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai races to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain a code that leads to lost Nazi gold.

Rating: 5.5/10

Director:
 David Koepp

Writers:
 Eric Aronson (screenplay), Kyril Bonfiglioli (novel)

Stars:
 Johnny Depp, Gwyneth Paltrow, Ewan McGregor

Storyline:

Juggling some angry Russians, the British Mi5, his impossibly leggy wife and an international terrorist, debonair art dealer and part time rogue Charlie Mortdecai must traverse the globe armed only with his good looks and special charm in a race to recover a stolen painting rumored to contain the code to a lost bank account filled with Nazi gold. Written by Lionsgate UK

 

 

User Reviews:

Please do not be taken in by the handful of reviews that are comparing this stinker to films by Peter Sellers or Terry Thomas, because it does not come close to being on equal footing as those artists. Those reviews hailing this film as epic film making are likely studio frauds and fakes. To be truthful it can be compared to another project that Mr. Depp has some knowledge of and that is there is now another candidate besides "Plan 9 From Outer Space" for being considered as the worst movie ever made. If Ed Wood Jr. were still alive I almost believe he would even admit this film is very bad.

You want to waste your money on a very unfunny movie be my guest, but you will have no one to blame but yourself because you have been warned! At least I did not have to pay to see this as I had won two tickets from my local radio station and I suspect the only way to get people in the seats is by giving away tickets, but honestly the producers really need to pay people to see this.